Friday, November 19, 2010

DESIGNATION and a BABY !!!

THIS IS WHAT I LEARNT !!!!

Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

Phew!!!! And i deal with the technicalities involved in producing a baby!!!!! ;)

- Manjunath Chenna