My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric
lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face,
conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you
my heart was a null set, but when a vector of
magnitude (likeness) from
your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a
tangent to my heart, it got
differentiated infinitesimally.
Hence
my heart which was a null set intersected your heart and is waiting
for a union.
The probability of me having fallen in love with you
is unity
and will remain a constant function
throughout my life
My love for you is a strictly increasing function which is of a form of a quadratic equation with real
roots, which you can solve by
making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my
love for you extends to infinity which negates its property of being less than unity. I promise that I
will not resolve
you into partial functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by parts applying
the limits from zero to infinity.You are as essential
to me as an
element of a set. The geometry of my life revolves
around your acute
personality.
You have Laplace transformed me into a new homo sapien.
Our relationship
is a smooth curve which is
continuous and differentiable at every finite point
GOD SAVE THIS MATHEMATICIAN !!!
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric
lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face,
conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you
my heart was a null set, but when a vector of
magnitude (likeness) from
your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a
tangent to my heart, it got
differentiated infinitesimally.
Hence
my heart which was a null set intersected your heart and is waiting
for a union.
The probability of me having fallen in love with you
is unity
and will remain a constant function
throughout my life
My love for you is a strictly increasing function which is of a form of a quadratic equation with real
roots, which you can solve by
making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my
love for you extends to infinity which negates its property of being less than unity. I promise that I
will not resolve
you into partial functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by parts applying
the limits from zero to infinity.You are as essential
to me as an
element of a set. The geometry of my life revolves
around your acute
personality.
You have Laplace transformed me into a new homo sapien.
Our relationship
is a smooth curve which is
continuous and differentiable at every finite point
GOD SAVE THIS MATHEMATICIAN !!!
