Earthquake!!! Tsunami!!! Hurricane!!! Typhoon!!! Flood!!! Cloudburst!!!
I am running out of words for the event that is gonna happen if my dad will ever find out that a drop of alcohol has dripped down my throat into my tummy in my consciousness. I spend all my free time in making a B-Plan to make big bucks and the rest of the time thinking of how to tell my dear dad about me having done something what he thinks is a sin. I have no clue about how he is gonna react. All i know is that i am dead, fired in the ass, and kicked out of the balcony!!! Save me *sigh*
CURTAINS OPEN!!! SCENE OF MY DAD AND ME IN THE BALCONY, MOM BRINGS US TROPICANA(ITS HEALTHY YOU KNOW). DAD IS READING NEWSPAPER WITH HIS DESIGNER GLASSES WITH A SILVER CHAIN HANGING IN A PARABOLIC CURVE. THIS IS A SCENE DURING MY WINTER VACATIONS DURING MY FIRST YEAR!!!
THAT WAS WHEN I DECIDED TO TELL DAD ABOUT MY DEEDS AT COLLEGE!!!
"YEAH!! I CAN DO IT!!! NO POINT KEEPING IT TO MYSELF!!! I'LL TELL HIM TODAY" i said to myself
i took a deep breath and started
ME: Dad, you know what!!
DAD: what now??
ME: we have severe ragging in my college, but i enjoyed it.
DAD: good then!!
(and started reading his newspaper)
Me: they make us do weird stuff, damn embarassing
DAD: I know that, you deserve it, u've showed no positive changes in 6 months of college. You've turned even worse!!
ME: C'mon dad, its not like that
DAD: what do they ask you to do??
(HAHA, time to tell him, lemme blame it on my seniors.....)
ME: my seniors are very bad, DAD, u know what, they force juniors to drink!!!
DAD: Whaaaaaaaa??
ME: yep, dad (smiling)
DAD: I am gonna call your director, gimme the names, i'll get em suspended....bla bla...
ME: one day, they made us stand us in a line with glasses in our hands!!!
DAD: huh??
ME: they asked us to drink vodka one by one, it was with cold drink(eyes facing somewhere)
(MOM in action)
MOM: Did you drink beta??(with a brooding face!!!)
DAD: did you??(he was almost gonna kill me)
(meri phat gayi thi!!! I was almost pissing in my jockey!!! the time was when i could have made an impact, lighten the load on me!! I could have said it!! i cant keep it in my stomach for long!! i had a feeling of guilt which i could take anymore!! i took a huge breath, took a quick look at my dad and my mom....didnt know how to reply, "FUCK" i said to myself, i shouldnt have started this topic.Milli seconds passed by and i had to react!!! i LAUGHED, LAUGHED LOUDER!!!)
ME: *laughs* I spilt the whole glass when the senior was seeing the other guy and told him that i finished it!! he was impressed!!! i got a treat from him!!! I escaped the trouble without much pain!!! lol
DAD: good, i expected it out of you!!! the next time anybody forces you, just gimme a call and i'll................
(mom hugged me!!!)
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
BRAVO!!!!
HELP ME!!!!!
Sunday, September 7, 2008
DARU KE THEKE !!!
Well Well Well
ISM isn't ISM without the Daru ke theke nearby. Most of the ISMites are concerned about the opening of these holy outlets selling holy liquids at holy hours. There have been square table meetings all over the hostel with each guy giving his own kokas of a date proposed for the opening. Well i heard it was july 25th, then it became aug 1st,then independence day, argggh.....september has come.....no scene of anything happening.
People are having this phobia of a thought of Dhanbad being a DRY city. Damn. I will never ever go to IIM A for Ahmedabad is a dry city.And i can never ever imagine of me being alive in such a place. Two months of torture has already had a maxima. We are on our peaks. Never before in the history of my college have people spent so much bucks on EQUATOR< SKYLARK< STATUS< KHALSA(banned)....We are craving for the theke to open. Well the pubs here are making big bucks, Pub managers throwing attitude (We were denied admission at skylark coz we called the manager a waiter....lol). I never believe in god and have a thousand reasons for that, but if the theke do open in a week, i swear i'm gonna turn into a priest.
Gone are those days when we did have our best time with booze in the basketball court, the perfect ambiance which perhaps we will get nowhere on this planet. Maybe under the tree near ISL, on the terrace of Sapphire....on the water tank....damn, i am beginning to miss those days. The daru parties we had in our wings disturbing all the bookworm bitches of the hostel and filling the smoke in the air. I still remember the best new year party which we celebrated with a huge bonfire and 20 bacchanal dudes of the college having a rocking time. Once again thanx to the theke. How about the scene in srijan rockers when the bacchanal dudes were flying high having no clue whether its day or night. It was the Theke again which made it happen.
These are the sentiments of an occasional mild drinker. If there is any of my dear relative reading this blog, PLEASE don't mail the link of this URL to my dad. I am ready to bribe you for that!!!
ISM isn't ISM without the Daru ke theke nearby. Most of the ISMites are concerned about the opening of these holy outlets selling holy liquids at holy hours. There have been square table meetings all over the hostel with each guy giving his own kokas of a date proposed for the opening. Well i heard it was july 25th, then it became aug 1st,then independence day, argggh.....september has come.....no scene of anything happening.
People are having this phobia of a thought of Dhanbad being a DRY city. Damn. I will never ever go to IIM A for Ahmedabad is a dry city.And i can never ever imagine of me being alive in such a place. Two months of torture has already had a maxima. We are on our peaks. Never before in the history of my college have people spent so much bucks on EQUATOR< SKYLARK< STATUS< KHALSA(banned)....We are craving for the theke to open. Well the pubs here are making big bucks, Pub managers throwing attitude (We were denied admission at skylark coz we called the manager a waiter....lol). I never believe in god and have a thousand reasons for that, but if the theke do open in a week, i swear i'm gonna turn into a priest.
Gone are those days when we did have our best time with booze in the basketball court, the perfect ambiance which perhaps we will get nowhere on this planet. Maybe under the tree near ISL, on the terrace of Sapphire....on the water tank....damn, i am beginning to miss those days. The daru parties we had in our wings disturbing all the bookworm bitches of the hostel and filling the smoke in the air. I still remember the best new year party which we celebrated with a huge bonfire and 20 bacchanal dudes of the college having a rocking time. Once again thanx to the theke. How about the scene in srijan rockers when the bacchanal dudes were flying high having no clue whether its day or night. It was the Theke again which made it happen.
These are the sentiments of an occasional mild drinker. If there is any of my dear relative reading this blog, PLEASE don't mail the link of this URL to my dad. I am ready to bribe you for that!!!
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