Earthquake!!! Tsunami!!! Hurricane!!! Typhoon!!! Flood!!! Cloudburst!!!
I am running out of words for the event that is gonna happen if my dad will ever find out that a drop of alcohol has dripped down my throat into my tummy in my consciousness. I spend all my free time in making a B-Plan to make big bucks and the rest of the time thinking of how to tell my dear dad about me having done something what he thinks is a sin. I have no clue about how he is gonna react. All i know is that i am dead, fired in the ass, and kicked out of the balcony!!! Save me *sigh*
CURTAINS OPEN!!! SCENE OF MY DAD AND ME IN THE BALCONY, MOM BRINGS US TROPICANA(ITS HEALTHY YOU KNOW). DAD IS READING NEWSPAPER WITH HIS DESIGNER GLASSES WITH A SILVER CHAIN HANGING IN A PARABOLIC CURVE. THIS IS A SCENE DURING MY WINTER VACATIONS DURING MY FIRST YEAR!!!
THAT WAS WHEN I DECIDED TO TELL DAD ABOUT MY DEEDS AT COLLEGE!!!
"YEAH!! I CAN DO IT!!! NO POINT KEEPING IT TO MYSELF!!! I'LL TELL HIM TODAY" i said to myself
i took a deep breath and started
ME: Dad, you know what!!
DAD: what now??
ME: we have severe ragging in my college, but i enjoyed it.
DAD: good then!!
(and started reading his newspaper)
Me: they make us do weird stuff, damn embarassing
DAD: I know that, you deserve it, u've showed no positive changes in 6 months of college. You've turned even worse!!
ME: C'mon dad, its not like that
DAD: what do they ask you to do??
(HAHA, time to tell him, lemme blame it on my seniors.....)
ME: my seniors are very bad, DAD, u know what, they force juniors to drink!!!
DAD: Whaaaaaaaa??
ME: yep, dad (smiling)
DAD: I am gonna call your director, gimme the names, i'll get em suspended....bla bla...
ME: one day, they made us stand us in a line with glasses in our hands!!!
DAD: huh??
ME: they asked us to drink vodka one by one, it was with cold drink(eyes facing somewhere)
(MOM in action)
MOM: Did you drink beta??(with a brooding face!!!)
DAD: did you??(he was almost gonna kill me)
(meri phat gayi thi!!! I was almost pissing in my jockey!!! the time was when i could have made an impact, lighten the load on me!! I could have said it!! i cant keep it in my stomach for long!! i had a feeling of guilt which i could take anymore!! i took a huge breath, took a quick look at my dad and my mom....didnt know how to reply, "FUCK" i said to myself, i shouldnt have started this topic.Milli seconds passed by and i had to react!!! i LAUGHED, LAUGHED LOUDER!!!)
ME: *laughs* I spilt the whole glass when the senior was seeing the other guy and told him that i finished it!! he was impressed!!! i got a treat from him!!! I escaped the trouble without much pain!!! lol
DAD: good, i expected it out of you!!! the next time anybody forces you, just gimme a call and i'll................
(mom hugged me!!!)
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
BRAVO!!!!
HELP ME!!!!!